What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:31

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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A View to a Kill
Live and Let Die
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
How do I convince flat earthers that the earth is round?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Moonraker
You Only Live Twice
Why do some men like anal sex?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Ah so!”
From Russia With Love
Is LGBTQ destroying the world?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-J W Pepper
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Why are daughters mean to their mothers?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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Diamonds Are Forever
Octopussy
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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Goldfinger
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”